These two characters, (possibly of hetrosexual leaning despite the drink) proudly hold the key to the Conservatives proposal to implement a 2% rise in Council tax.Lady Pennard obviously believes that taking the waters from the cold tap in the administration khazi is not only beneficial to maintaining ones sexuality but also has the side effect of saving the average council tax payer a whopping 24p a week. (In layman's terms: Half a small bottle of pow wow juice).
Lady Pennard's now legendary remark regarding cannistered water "turning you into a gender bender" was greeted from all sides of the chamber with the jovial response that the Tory ammendment merited.
These were the grounds for the proposed removal of all dispensers in County Hall in an attempt to make give Joe Public his weekly five bob.
The newly appointed Fiscal Affairs Spokesperson has got her career off to a flying start by revealing this central plank of Conservative local taxation policy.
However the cries of "Sit down Margaret, you've said quite enough, you're making our amendment look ridiculous" may indicate that the new tax saving policy has yet to meet the approval of the Cameron think tank.
